#5
Oscar
Shark Tale (2004)
We
were immediately turned off by this lame film because of its crass
commercialism and stereotypical characters. Will Smith voices "Oscar",
the hippest fish this side of Reef City. The Oscar character is
supposed to be a depiction of what a "cool" fish would be like, using
negative stereotypes of African Americans (There are also negative
stereotypes involving Italian Amercians, but that's a whole other
story). Those who created and voiced the characters in this film
claim this is harmless child's play. But these portrayals can
have lasting effects on children and can form the basis for future
discrimination. This movie could have still been amusing without
all the ethnic references.
Technical Score: 6
Personality Score: 3
Total: 9
#8
Godzilla
Godzilla (1998)
The
hype for the special effects in this movie was tremendous back in
1998. While the effects are competent, they're not all that
stunning. There's just nothing original here, it's like Jurassic
Park meets Aliens with a little Independence Day thrown in at the last
minute. Effects-wise, the movie has quite a few shots in which
Godzilla gets awkwardly inserted into the action. In addition, he tends
to vary in size depending upon the scene in the movie! The baby
zillas are the absolute worst though. Next time you see the
movie, note the scene inside Madison Square Garden with the wide shot
of the baby zillas "nest". Half the zillas are walking around,
and not even touching the floor! Let's try to spend a little more time
and effort on the post production, fellas.
Technical Score: 6
Personality Score: 7
Total: 13
#3
All Of The Werewolves
An American Werewolf In Paris (2001)
Unlike
the first film "An American Werewolf In London", which actually won an
Oscar for make up effects by Rick Baker, the transformation effects and
chase scenes for this film's werewolves are completely computer
generated. The animation in clunky and awkward, and the textures
for the monsters (almost plastic-like) were atrocious! Rotten
Tomatoes gave this film a rating of 6%, which has to be some sort of
record for lameness. Watch the original, instead.
Technical Score: 3
Personality Score: 4
Total: 7
#9
The Hulk
Hulk (2004)
At
best, a "B" movie with "A" movie hype and budget. Director Ang
Lee worried too much about mimicking the comic book, resulting in a
sort of "video comic" and not the pop cinema masterpiece it could have
been. The Hulk looks okay, but too much like a colored drawing
imposed upon celluloid.
Technical Score: 5
Personality Score: 9
Total: 14
#4
Inspector Gadget
Inspector Gadget 2 (2002)
No,
not "inspect your gadget", Inspector Gadget! And not the first
Inspector Gadget movie, the second one! French Stewart (Third
Rock From The Sun) takes over from Matthew Broderick in this sequel
no-one asked for. The "new" Inspector Gadget is flat, bland, and
borderline annoying. In defence of comic actor Stewart though, he
didn't have much of a script to work with, and managed to salvage a few
laughs from the miserable screenplay. The film appears to have a
quarter of the budget of the original, with cheesy and unrealistic
computer generated effects.
Technical Score: 5
Personality Score: 3
Total: 8
#7
Fender
Robots (2005)
After
seeing The Incredibles for the 10th time, it seems obvious that 3D
animated films not made by Pixar just don't rise to the
challenge. The Fender character in this movie (voiced by Robin
Williams) reminded us of the Genie from Aladdin, without all the wacky
shape shifting. In fact, the Fender character reminds us of EVERY
cartoon character that has been played by Robin Williams, ever!
The "voiced by Robin Williams" character has become the cliche of
animated movies. Enough with the over the top cartoon acting,
Robin!
Technical Score: 8
Personality Score: 3
Total: 11
#1!
Score: 1/20
"Blawp"
Lost In Space (1998)
Okay,
we don't know what this is exactly, we don't know where it came from,
and we don't really know its name (apparently its name is "Blawp",
because that's about the only sound it makes). A horribly
animated and textured (it looks like they skipped the final step in the
rendering process!) "thing", "it" is completely irrelevant to the plot
of the movie, and serves no other purpose than to mass produce a
cheesy, cuddly plaything, just in time for the Christmas season.
Although we think most children would rather set this thing on fire,
rather than sleep with it. We'll supply the matches. Just
kidding. Or maybe not.
Technical Score: 1
Personality Score: 0
Total: 1
#2
The Baby
Son Of Mask (2003)
A
wannabe animator (played by Jamie Kennedy) who is terrified of having
kids, dons the mythical mask from the vastly superior first movie
starring Jim Carry, and impregnates his ridiculously tolerant wife. The
result? A strange looking baby with "mask-like" powers, which he
manifests after watching the Warner Brothers cartoon "One Froggy
Evening" (Easily the best 2 minutes of the film). Apparently this
"mask baby" is supposed to be amusing, but comes across as
creepy. How creepy? Imagine the creepy dancing baby from
the old TV show "Ally McBeal", and multiply that creepiness by a
thousand. Actually, make that a million. Very creepy. And
hideous. Just don't watch this movie alone in the dark!
Technical Score: 3
Personality Score: 0
Total: 3
#6
Jar Jar Binks
Star Wars Prequels (1999, 2003, 2005)
This
would have made #1, but we can't ignore the fact that until the Phantom
Menace, such a highly detailed, photo-realistic CGI character had never
before interacted with live actors in a motion picture. But no
other character (computer generated or otherwise) of recent memory has
spawned such revulsion from the general public, hard core fans
especially. What was George Lucas smoking when he came up with
this annoying, ebonics speaking, floppy eared, funny walking, groan
inducing, Star Wars prequels ruining monstrosity? Was it some kind of
an acid flashback from the 60's? This character is so unpopular,
it has even spawned numerous "Kill Jar Jar" websites, one of which
hosted a recent poll about the best way to put poor Jar Jar out of his
misery:
How should Jar Jar Binks meet his untimely demise?
(Of 965 votes)
25% Multiple lightsabers to the colon
24% Tied to a pod racer by this tongue
16% Drown in a pool of his own blood
13% Step in Bantha crap, fall into Sarlacc
11% Ejected into deep space by R2D2
10% Soul swallowed by new Hellraiser C3PO
Personally, we like option number one, but that's a matter of personal taste.
Technical Score: 9
Personality Score: 1
Total: 10
The Worst 3D Animated Movie Characters, Ever!
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Our #1 Pick: Can Anyone Tell Us What This Is, Exactly?
The Baby. Be Very Afraid.
Oscar: The "Fresh Fish" Of Bel Aire?
Shoulda left it to the Japanese, who do it best!
Parisian Werewolves: More Rude Than Scary?
Aaaarrgghh! Hulk badly animated!
Too much Gadget, not enough Penny and Brain!
Fender: The 1,000,000th cartoon character voiced by Robin Williams.
Jar Jar running for his life from rabid fans.
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